Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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