How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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