does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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