He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
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All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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