i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
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Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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