I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Pooping to opera.
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