I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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