There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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