and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
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you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
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i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
It's shark week go big or go home
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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