this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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