People with herpes should wear stickers.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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