There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
If that was your dad, he is hot
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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