normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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