i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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