Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
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P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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