therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
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And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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