Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
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I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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