were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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