ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
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Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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