Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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