Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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