Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
please don't ironically join a cult
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