im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
