I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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