yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Who died my cat blue again?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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