I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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