If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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