Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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