I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
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Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
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