If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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