so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
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We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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