Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
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go home
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
