Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
zippers are such a cool invention
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
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You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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