I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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