come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
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I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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