I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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