don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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