Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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