i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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