Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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