but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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