called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
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Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
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Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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