I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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