I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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