The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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