im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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