Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
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I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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