it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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