and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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