I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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