Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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