i just wanna soil my oats bro
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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