What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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